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Hand Job Techniques for Him

Hand Job Techniques: Part One – Basic Skills For Him

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We are turning up the heat here at Dick-n-Jane.com with a revealing new series of videos intended to demonstrate some basic skills for pleasing your partner.

Handjobs were chosen for this series because we believe the hands’ versatility make them an exceptional sex tool capable of producing the most intense physical sexual response.

First up… six simple handjob strokes to leave him breathless and begging for more. If you see something new here, try adding it to your routine. If these More >

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Does Swallowing Semen Effect My Urine?

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Can swallowing semen affect a girls waste output? I had been noticing some pretty potent pee lately, but couldnt make a connection between any new foods or environmental concerns. Then I noticed a corelation between swallowing and the strong smell. A day after, bingo. Am I nuts? Signed, Swallowing

Dr. Justine Marie Shuey Profile | Website Everything you put into your body has to come out at some point. As far as swallowing is concerned I’ve never heard it could have an effect on your urine but More >
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In The Name Of SCIENCE! (Dick)

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We just got a question posed to us on our ‘Ask Us‘ forum that is an EXCELLENT question! Someone was paying attention, noticed something interesting, and now wants to know what’s going on!

It was a question from someone self identified only as “Swallower”… “Can swallowing semen affect a girl’s waste output? I had been noticing some pretty potent pee lately, but couldn’t make a connection between any new foods or environmental concerns. Then I noticed a correlation between swallowing and the More >

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Going For The Long Shot (Dick)

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Sperm can swim but semen can fly. Don’t believe me?… check this out! Or this or this or this , this, or OMG this.

I don’t know how those porno-dudes do it, the only way I can get anything to exit my dick with that much force is to chug three Venti Lattes and then sit in traffic for an hour.

Kegel exercises are key, they say. Muscles in the pelvic floor which contract during orgasm to expel your Man Juice can be strengthened with exercise, thus producing a muzzle velocity greatly improved over More >

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Peñis Colada (Dick)

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Jane is a swallower, I love that about her. She sucks Dick like a porn star and doesn’t spill a drop when I gush, she just looks at me with those lusty blue eyes and gives me a prideful grin… even though her mouth is still full of cock.

There’s never been any complaint about the taste of my nut batter but I know Jane does what she does for love of me… not because I dispense hot latte or chocolate sauce. So with the intent of self-improvement I recently conducted a minor experiment to see if I More >

Money Shot

One Thing Leads to Another (Dick)

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I mixed up 2 quarts of pineapple juice this morning, I need it for a little experiment I have underway (more on that later), and it occurred to me that the extra fluid I’m drinking everyday for this endeavor could actually improve the volume of my ejaculate. No, really!

Jane is currently keen on the entertainment aspect of showy ejaculations. In the arena of porn, where the “Money Shot” usually caps the breathy performance of its stars, bigger is better and the further it flies the more it More >

Cum On Her Belly

Trigger Happy (Jane)

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The other day Dick and I were having a conversation about sexual triggers; what gets you in the mood and triggers the spark that leads to horniness. I got to thinking about it and realized what almost always does it for me is giving pleasure to Dick.

I’ve told Dick many a time that just because I’m not in the mood for PIV (Penis In Vagina) doesn’t mean I’m not willing to give him pleasure. I’m almost always willing, all he has to do is ask. Sometimes this takes the form of a hand job, a sensual More >

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Coming Around (Dick)

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It was the blow job that brought me around. Time alone with Jane is too infrequent, our sitter arrangement had dissolved, and so too had Jane’s desire. I was disappointed, feeling sorry for myself, and my balls ached with the weight of unsatisfied longing.

Then Jane started complaining about her choice of underwear… apparently they are supposed to be “thong” in the back only, not the front too. She went upstairs to change. I went upstairs to watch. Within minutes I was standing bedside with my More >

Answered Prayer

Answered Prayer (Dick)

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I love a good hand job (Jane is no slouch in this area) and she unveiled a new technique recently that really got my attention.

She sat facing me and wrapped two hands around my cock, fingers interlocked like she was holding her hands in prayer, and closed her thumbs together on the underside of me. This created a complete enclosure, full of wonderful fleshy bumps, around the shaft of my dick.

But the best part was her thumbs! Every stroke had the pads of her thumbs More >

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Happy Hormone Injection (Dick)

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Ok, it’s an old story now, but I just re-read a BBC article titled “Semen ‘makes women happy’“. Basically, it says that hormones found in semen are absorbed through a woman’s vagina and make her happy. Gosh… I think that makes me happy too.

“Honey, I’m sorry I put your Cashmere sweater in the dryer. You’ve been on so many job interviews in that thing lately I really thought it needed a wash. I didn’t want you to end up smelly the way you sometimes get. And I swear I was too drunk to notice the More >

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