Posts tagged Masturbation

Satisfyer

Satisfyer / Satisfyer Pro Product Line

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The Satisfyer Lineup

The Satisfyer and Satisfyer Pro lineup are all clitoral stimulaters with the novel sexnology of Pressure Waves. The clitoris gets enclosed in an air filled space which pulsates with positive and negative pressures. The sensation is very focused and can be quite intense.

How The Sexnology Works

All models in the Satisfyer line work with the same basic principal. The functional end is an air chamber open on one side and placed over the clitoris, creating a loose seal with the More >

Recommended

Our Recommendations, Updated!

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We occasionally take a day or two off from our regular routines to spend them focused on each other (you can read about some of those days here) which involve cracking open the sex toy vault to liberate our favorite forms of entertainment. It occurrs to us that we really have a significant collection of stuff… some of which we have written about (or reviewed) but much of which we have never mentioned here.

There is so much crap on the market! We think we have sorted through enough lousy More >

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He Has Never Really Wanted Sex, Is It Me?

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My husband and I have been married for 2 years and together for 6. He has always said that he has thought sex was “yucky” and that he never wants it. When we are intimate I feel like he is just going through the motions to make me happy. I am generally unable to help him achieve an erection, nor can I help him come to an orgasm. I am a psychology major working on my Bachelor’s of Science, so I understand that there are some underlying psychological issues at play here. However, he frequently More >

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I Am 50 and I Have Never Had an Orgasm

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Hi guys, I just recently discovered your website and I love it! You two have what I’m looking for. Here’s my dilemma. I have never had an orgasm. I’ve been to doctors who told me that there is nothing wrong with me physically so it must be mental. I’ve never given myself emotionally totally to a man (I’m 50 yrs old). I’ve always been able to walk away from a relationship without much hurt. Could that be the reason? I love sex but my heart has never felt safe with a man. How can I relax and More >

Mountain Retreat

Mid-Week Escape to the Mountains – Part 2

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It was nearly dark when we arrived in a fog of light rain. The intimate resort was set snugly among Pine trees high on a hill overlooking Rocky Mountain National Park. It’s an area resplendent with wildlife… but that wasn’t the kind of wild life we were after.

We both bailed on work for a couple days, left the kids with Grandma, and retreated into romantic solitude where our time was our own. We do this sometimes, maybe once a year, and it is a refreshing way to reconnect. This time we had you More >

Fantasy Box

Read To Me (Dick)

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Read to me… something erotic, something dirty, while you masturbate me. (visual guide available here)

Help Wanted

Is It Hot To Get Caught? (Dick)

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Have you ever been caught masturbating? Have you ever wanted to be caught masturbating… hoping to be discovered by someone who would be more than happy to assist? Yeah, me too.

Or better, to be the one doing the catching… to walk in on your love interest in full horny hotness rubbing one out, all warmed up and aching for release? Yeah, me too.

Either I am clueless or Jane is stealthy because I have never accidentally stumbled in on her self entertainment. We have planned ahead to have me join More >

Toying With My Toolbox

Toying With My Tool Box (Dick)

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Another quiet Sunday morning routine… Jane woke me up by giving me a hard-on and then disappeared out the door to work. What’s a guy to do? Get creative, that’s what.

We bought a Hitachi Magic Wand for Jane a few years ago and it is an incredible orgasm extractor… want it or not, put that rumbler between Jane’s legs and within 60 seconds she’s trembling out a whopper.

The Wand is really a bit too much for her though so Jane’s current vibrator of choice is the decidedly more demure Eroscillator. More >

His And Hers

Masturbation Month 2011 (Dick)

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We are already a few days into Masturbation Month and still no masturbating *sigh*… I guess sex will have to do.

It’s not that we’re not prepared, we are! When it comes to this kind of thing we’re like Boy Scouts, we are always prepared to masturbate.

Last year we (and I use the word “we” loosely here) took a pledge to only masturbate for the month of May in recognition of Masturbation Month. It was a misguided stunt to shun the shame of self pleasure which nearly killed us both. More More >

Sex and Sleep

Sex and Sleep (Dick)

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I can’t sleep. Does this happen to you? More specifically, I wake up somewhere between 1:00-3:00 a.m. and can’t get back to sleep until after 5:00 a.m.. My wife, the nurse, tells me these insomniatic events occur because my Cortisol levels peak in the wee morning hours.

She says the whole cycle of nighttime hormone disruption is related to daytime stress. This makes sense… I’ve had my fair share of work and family stress lately; short deadlines, long hours, and through it all Jane’s in-laws are More >

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