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Read To Me (Dick)

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Read to me… something erotic, something dirty, while you masturbate me. (visual guide available here)

Hand Job Techniques for Him

Hand Job Techniques: Part One – Basic Skills For Him

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We are turning up the heat here at Dick-n-Jane.com with a revealing new series of videos intended to demonstrate some basic skills for pleasing your partner.

Handjobs were chosen for this series because we believe the hands’ versatility make them an exceptional sex tool capable of producing the most intense physical sexual response.

First up… six simple handjob strokes to leave him breathless and begging for more. If you see something new here, try adding it to your routine. If these More >

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Handy Mountain Transport (Jane)

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I think it would be fun to give Dick a hand job on the gondola.

Hot Or Not 3

Hot or Not Poll #3: Hand Jobs

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We are pleased to present the next episode in our “Hot or Not Poll” series! We find these animated GIF’s while trolling Tumblr for the best couples erotica, if you want a little more back-story you should check out the first poll: Hot or Not Poll #1: Penis and Vagina.

We’re changing the rules just a bit for this one… please only pick your top three choices. Four at most. But whatever you do, don’t choose more than five. Or six. Seven is right out.

Hand Wringing #1 The Good Wife Hand More >
Sex and Sleep

Sex and Sleep (Dick)

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I can’t sleep. Does this happen to you? More specifically, I wake up somewhere between 1:00-3:00 a.m. and can’t get back to sleep until after 5:00 a.m.. My wife, the nurse, tells me these insomniatic events occur because my Cortisol levels peak in the wee morning hours.

She says the whole cycle of nighttime hormone disruption is related to daytime stress. This makes sense… I’ve had my fair share of work and family stress lately; short deadlines, long hours, and through it all Jane’s in-laws are More >

Penis Colada

Peñis Colada (Dick)

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Jane is a swallower, I love that about her. She sucks Dick like a porn star and doesn’t spill a drop when I gush, she just looks at me with those lusty blue eyes and gives me a prideful grin… even though her mouth is still full of cock.

There’s never been any complaint about the taste of my nut batter but I know Jane does what she does for love of me… not because I dispense hot latte or chocolate sauce. So with the intent of self-improvement I recently conducted a minor experiment to see if I More >

Coconut Oil

Coconut Oil (Jane)

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I have inadvertently discovered my new favorite lube! Over the years, Dick and I have tried a pretty extensive variety of lubes; Ky, Silk, water based, silicone, silicone blend, flavored…I could go on. We have also sampled a variety of oils for massaging each other; from your garden variety baby oil to expensive scented massage oils, but nothing (I kid you not) can compare to this find!

I am a self-educated, self-proclaimed nutritionist at heart and have learned through extensive research that More >

Wake Up Call

Wake Up Call (Dick)

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good morning dear

Jane rises early on Sunday mornings (4:30 a.m.) for work, which precludes staying up late on Saturday nights. A few Saturdays ago we were in bed at a respectable hour; she was already sleeping, and I was wearing headphones watching Battlestar Gallactica. Though Jane was right next to me, she felt very distant (that can happen when you’re running from the Cylons).

I would not see her in the morning and she’d be gone all the next day, I began to miss her. So I grabbed my iPhone More >

Cum On Her Belly

Trigger Happy (Jane)

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The other day Dick and I were having a conversation about sexual triggers; what gets you in the mood and triggers the spark that leads to horniness. I got to thinking about it and realized what almost always does it for me is giving pleasure to Dick.

I’ve told Dick many a time that just because I’m not in the mood for PIV (Penis In Vagina) doesn’t mean I’m not willing to give him pleasure. I’m almost always willing, all he has to do is ask. Sometimes this takes the form of a hand job, a sensual More >

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Juicy Oral (Dick)

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Masturbate to orgasm (maybe more than once!) while giving me a blow job. Use fingers to wipe your pussy juices up unto my cock and stroke it with your natural lube. Then resume sucking until I explode in your mouth.

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