Ho WhiteAbout once a month, or so, six dwarfs beat down the door of our house and let themselves in. They are never invited… they just show up and expect the rest of us to be respectful hosts. They are (in no particular order); Bitchy, Crampy, Sleepy, Moody, Bloaty, and Headachy.

Steer clear.

They always overstay their welcome but, just as they finally pack up to leave, their brother arrives… the 7th dwarf. He’s much nicer. He brings Spring to the frigid Enchanted Woods and he is always a sight for sore eyes. I wish he’d never leave, really. He’s my favorite… his name is Horny.