Posts tagged Toys n Stuff


Satisfyer / Satisfyer Pro Product Line


The Satisfyer Lineup

The Satisfyer and Satisfyer Pro lineup are all clitoral stimulaters with the novel sexnology of Pressure Waves. The clitoris gets enclosed in an air filled space which pulsates with positive and negative pressures. The sensation is very focused and can be quite intense.

How The Sexnology Works

All models in the Satisfyer line work with the same basic principal. The functional end is an air chamber open on one side and placed over the clitoris, creating a loose seal with the More >


Our Recommendations, Updated!


We occasionally take a day or two off from our regular routines to spend them focused on each other (you can read about some of those days here) which involve cracking open the sex toy vault to liberate our favorite forms of entertainment. It occurrs to us that we really have a significant collection of stuff… some of which we have written about (or reviewed) but much of which we have never mentioned here.

There is so much crap on the market! We think we have sorted through enough lousy More >


Advanced Cock Ring (Tantus)


Tantus Advanced Cock Rings

A silicone cock ring which has flex (like it’s easily squeezed into an oval shape) but very little stretch. It is made to be worn behind the balls and provides excellent retention for erectile tissue. “Advanced” refers to the size (Tantus’ smallest of this type) combined with this ring’s lack of stretch.

What We Really Liked

• Comfortable to wear • Harder, thicker erection • Delayed ejaculation • Durable and easy to clean

Physical Description

With an inner diameter of More >


How To Size A Rigid Cock Ring (Dick)


If you have never used a cock ring, or don’t know why someone would, we addressed related questions in our post How Do Cock Rings Work? and I can tell you from experience they are a great accessory for any man (and couple!) to own and use: A Solid Investment.

There are a variety of cock ring types available and a good primer on the basics can be found on the Sex Is Fun website. Buying the right size ring is important, especially if it is a rigid ring made of something like steel or aluminum. I More >

Metal Worx Double Trouble

Metal Worx Double Trouble


Metal Worx Double Trouble is a prostate or G-Spot massager made of high quality steel polished to a bright shine. It is solid, hefty, and comes in one of the best packages I’ve seen.

What I Really Liked

• Made of steel • Generous size • Easy to handle • Versatile for him or her • Clever packaging

Physical Description

This toy is 5.5 inches in length (the insertable part) and 1.5 inches in width. It weighs 1.5 pounds and is curved to hit the right spot with definitive presence. A loop for a More >

Mystic Wand

Mystic Wand Massager (Vibratex)


The Mystic Wand Massager is a good cordless wand with rumbly vibration and a comfortable size/weight. Silicone where it matters, decent battery life, and variable intensity with multiple vibration patterns. Easy to use solo or during sex.

What We Really Liked

• Wireless with good battery life • Lightweight and of comfortable size • Powerful but not overpowering • Simple to use

Physical Description

Silicone covered head of 1¾” diameter with black plastic body. Powered by 4 AA batteries in water More >

Afterglow Massage Candle

Afterglow Massage Candle (Jimmyjane)


The Afterglow Massage Candle by Jimmyjane is a scented, oil candle which produces a pourable, warm oil for massage. Its fragrant and romantic nature make it ideal for intimate exchanges of sensual massage.

What We Really Liked

• Ideal oil for massage • Self warming to perfect temperature • Wonderful fragrance

Physical Description

100% emollient made with natural ingredients to include; jojoba, shea butter, vitamin E, and Aloe. Porcelain container is a 2.6″ cube, has a pour spout, holds 4.5 fl More >

Sexy Exercise Ball

How Fantasy Is Born (Dick)


From gallery“Anna S Fitness Ball”found on Hegre-Art

Have you ever been doing something completely innocuous, like shaping up with a Fitness Ball, or watching someone else shape up with a Fitness Ball, and had a sudden fantasy pop into your head? Yeah, me too. Except I was scrolling through porn blogs at the time.

POW! Out of nowhere, I now have need to invest in a Fitness Ball (and then figure out where the hell to store it). Never mind the blood rushing to Jane’s head… More >

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Demystifying The Pleasures of Prostate Play (Dick)


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Amid all the talk about prostate play online, I have never read much more than “it feels great”, “amazing orgasms”, or some similar succinct synopsis devoid of any rational explanation as to why it is so good. It’s not a magic button either, in case that’s what you were thinking.

Before I demystify the pleasures of prostate play for you, let me back up to make a couple notable points first so that my explanation later in More >

Sex Toy Chest

Storage Solution: Sex Toy Chest Doubles As Furniture


We have a few sex toys, we have a few kids, and we had a small storage problem. We needed a place to keep our stuff, to separate products by material, and to spare nosy children from undue heebie jeebies.

Our solution was a slightly modified aquarium stand which now acts as bedroom furniture with securable compartments. It’s not the type of security that could thwart a determined thief, but it’s good enough for our purpose. Here’s what I did (click images to enlarge or you can also view these More >

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