Posts tagged Escape
Jane and I celebrated 20 years of marriage yesterday. Holy crap! Has it really been that long since Jane teased me in the car? We had a great day together 20 years ago and another one just yesterday. I am sharing this with you because we have this site and its readers to thank for making our 20th special. I’ll get back to that further down, but let me first tell you about our day!
Unlike our wedding day so long ago, this day started with sex. Showers first, then back to bed… I can’t think of a More >
When you ditch work for the sole purpose of getting laid it can make for awkward next-day conversation at the water cooler. “So, what did you do yesterday?”, they always ask. “I shot a hot load of cum deep into my wife’s ass”, I’d like to say before taking another sip of water and watching their eyes react.
Actually, that would only tell part of the story… and it’s not really fair to cut out the true context of Jane’s and my day off together. We’re a couple More >
We make an annual trek to our family’s vacation home which sits on a 40 acre lot of oak forest. It’s a 4000 ft² house with a huge covered deck overlooking rolling hills of wilderness as far as you can see. We love it there!
Our time in the country is packed to the gills with fun, the kind of non-stop activity you’d expect from Summer Camp, and every year we try to include something new.
This year it was The Naked Mile, an au natural walk twice up and down the quarter More >
It was nearly dark when we arrived in a fog of light rain. The intimate resort was set snugly among Pine trees high on a hill overlooking Rocky Mountain National Park. It’s an area resplendent with wildlife… but that wasn’t the kind of wild life we were after.
We both bailed on work for a couple days, left the kids with Grandma, and retreated into romantic solitude where our time was our own. We do this sometimes, maybe once a year, and it is a refreshing way to reconnect. This time we had you More >
I posted the following status update on Facebook two days ago:
“Naked hot tubbing and naked sunbathing while looking over a valley of snow dusted pines beats work.”
And I meant every word of it! Jane and I had a great mid-week getaway into the hills and discovered a really nice place to relax and unwind. It was quiet, there was little to distract us from each other, and we had no good reason to wear any clothes. It was everything our home life is not.
Our camera made More >
We were in our favorite position and I was actively thrusting balls deep into a gasping Jane when there was a knock at the door followed by a muffled voice from the hallway… “Room Service“.
When your job is to deliver food and drinks into the guest rooms of consenting adults you can never be sure what might greet you when the lock clicks and the door swings open. That morning it was me, a disheveled man in a hotel bathrobe with an obvious hard-on threatening to part his robe like a show’s More >
It’s on the “Top 5 Favorite Things in the Whole Fucking World” list for all men who have ever woken up from sleeping… it’s The Slow, Morning Blowjob.
Of all the ways there are to start a day (and there are a few), having the sap sucked out of his morning wood is about the best any guy could hope for. Sunday morning, that guy was me.
There was no dog pacing to go outside, no cats climbing on us expecting to be fed, no kids wondering where breakfast was, and no More >
We live life in the fast lane… but we’re doing it driving a minivan. Our suburban lives are crazy hectic with homework, school projects, little league, soccer, gymnastics, track meets… (I’ll stop there, I’m getting tired thinking about it). Oh, and we work multiple jobs.Sex is a recreation which gets pushed to the margins and becomes more about the release than the journey. The lives we live are more about our kids than they are about ourselves, so goes parenthood.
The More >
It takes batteries but it doesn’t vibrate, it doesn’t penetrate anything and I can’t stick my dick in it, but I have an unlikely new toy that is climbing the ranks on my short list of favorite sex toys. My camera.
Jane and I escaped family life for a sexy weekend away, we weren’t far from home mileage-wise but we got there on our bikes, so the 15 miles was enough to create a sense of isolation from home. We relied on our feet to take us out to eat and to shop, the slower More >
My birthday present was a weekend away in my birthday suit and it all started with a bike ride into the city. I hadn’t seen the contents of the backpack, but I knew of its promise. I rode the first 3 miles with a hard-on straining against the confines of my black spandex bike shorts.
Jane and I used to ride together a lot. For a while we worked at More >