Posts tagged Ejaculation

Squirting Demo

The Intimacy of Squirting (Dick)

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BRING THE GUSH!

Jane wants to squirt! She feels the need to; upgrade her orgasmic experience, gain a feeling of release like never before, and forever soak the sheets. My reaction? Like when my favorite jam comes on the radio… Happy Dance, or maybe it’s a Rain Dance, I don’t know which but it doesn’t really matter because I’ll happily do that dance while I’m washing sheets the next day.

Apparently, it’s something you have to learn and, like any sexy intellectual challenge, we approached it with More >

Frustrated Penis

Good Things Come (Dick)

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You know you’ve been having sex too fast for too long when you begin to hope the lube is not flammable.

Google finished the search phrase for me and turned up loads of pages for delayed ejaculation, known medically as “retarded ejaculation”… and I’d have to agree. For the first time in my life I’m taking a prescribed pharmaceutical which targets my brain and it’s having some interesting effects that my doctor failed to mention.

Loss of libido is on the list of side effects. I’ll admit mine may More >

Hand Job Techniques for Him

Hand Job Techniques: Part One – Basic Skills For Him

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We are turning up the heat here at Dick-n-Jane.com with a revealing new series of videos intended to demonstrate some basic skills for pleasing your partner.

Handjobs were chosen for this series because we believe the hands’ versatility make them an exceptional sex tool capable of producing the most intense physical sexual response.

First up… six simple handjob strokes to leave him breathless and begging for more. If you see something new here, try adding it to your routine. If these More >

Blow Job

In The Name Of SCIENCE! (Dick)

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We just got a question posed to us on our ‘Ask Us‘ forum that is an EXCELLENT question! Someone was paying attention, noticed something interesting, and now wants to know what’s going on!

It was a question from someone self identified only as “Swallower”… “Can swallowing semen affect a girl’s waste output? I had been noticing some pretty potent pee lately, but couldn’t make a connection between any new foods or environmental concerns. Then I noticed a correlation between swallowing and the More >

Hot Or Not 3

Hot or Not Poll #3: Hand Jobs

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We are pleased to present the next episode in our “Hot or Not Poll” series! We find these animated GIF’s while trolling Tumblr for the best couples erotica, if you want a little more back-story you should check out the first poll: Hot or Not Poll #1: Penis and Vagina.

We’re changing the rules just a bit for this one… please only pick your top three choices. Four at most. But whatever you do, don’t choose more than five. Or six. Seven is right out.

Hand Wringing #1 The Good Wife Hand More >
Gusher

Going For The Long Shot (Dick)

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Sperm can swim but semen can fly. Don’t believe me?… check this out! Or this or this or this , this, or OMG this.

I don’t know how those porno-dudes do it, the only way I can get anything to exit my dick with that much force is to chug three Venti Lattes and then sit in traffic for an hour.

Kegel exercises are key, they say. Muscles in the pelvic floor which contract during orgasm to expel your Man Juice can be strengthened with exercise, thus producing a muzzle velocity greatly improved over More >

The Good Doctor

The Advice of a Good Doctor (Dick)

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Man’s New Best Friend

I have decided that my doctor is a man of rare brilliance, one whose advice and guidance I shall follow like scripture until the end of days.

“Mild Prostatitus”, he said. “This is why you are experiencing a little discomfort. It will clear up on its own and more frequent ejaculation is good prevention.”

He also observed that I have a weak inguinal ring, which makes me susceptible to getting a hernia. There’s nothing I can do about that… the condition is congenital (my Dad More >

Simultaneous Orgasm

Synchronized Coming (Dick)

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At least 90% of the time Jane and I have sex we reach orgasm in unison. Building arousal, shallow breath, intensity, eruption… our paths to sexual release run parallel. I don’t know how common this is but I suspect we are very lucky. Whatever the commonality, I’m pretty certain partners need to read each other very well to pull this off with any regularity.

Then again, there may be a very simple explanation.

Before meeting Jane I struggled to bring other partners to orgasm through vaginal sex. More >

Too Excited

On Time Arrival: Ejaculatory Advice for Men (Dick)

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The first time I had sex I was 16 and came very quickly. Too quickly. I was not a masturbator, had very little ejaculatory experience, and lacked skills to delay release.

I had a handful of sexual partners after that (before meeting Jane) and each required a different convergence of various stimulations to get off. Each one presented a distinct learning curve that challenged me to discover a winning orgasmic combination while also learning about myself. Often, too often, the protracted More >

Penis Colada

Peñis Colada (Dick)

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Jane is a swallower, I love that about her. She sucks Dick like a porn star and doesn’t spill a drop when I gush, she just looks at me with those lusty blue eyes and gives me a prideful grin… even though her mouth is still full of cock.

There’s never been any complaint about the taste of my nut batter but I know Jane does what she does for love of me… not because I dispense hot latte or chocolate sauce. So with the intent of self-improvement I recently conducted a minor experiment to see if I More >

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