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How Can I Convince Her To Try Anal Sex?

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I’m in a new relationship and I’m trying to get her to try anal sex for the first time. She’s never done it. The problem is I’m very large. I’m 10.5 inches and very thick. How can I get her to try.

– James

Dick of Dick-n-Jane.com (layman with a website)

I don’t know, James… what would it take to convince you to take a 10.5 inch, very thick dick up your ass?

Butts are the great equalizer, she and you both have one and experience touch, pressure, and displacement the same. But since you’re More >

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Husband Tentative About Pegging

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Hi guys, love your site and I need some advice.

I have a hot fantasy that I want to do with my husband and I know he does too, but he is afraid or has hesitation. I have wanted to put on a strap-on, bend him over and give him anal for so long now. He knows that I want this too and every so often he will send me a message hinting that he might be into it. Like when he sends sexy pictures of couples together from your site and included are some of the ones with couples doing this.

I have not More >

Metal Worx Double Trouble

Metal Worx Double Trouble

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Metal Worx Double Trouble is a prostate or G-Spot massager made of high quality steel polished to a bright shine. It is solid, hefty, and comes in one of the best packages I’ve seen.

What I Really Liked

• Made of steel • Generous size • Easy to handle • Versatile for him or her • Clever packaging

Physical Description

This toy is 5.5 inches in length (the insertable part) and 1.5 inches in width. It weighs 1.5 pounds and is curved to hit the right spot with definitive presence. A loop for a More >

Consumer Friendly Innuendo

Consumer Friendly Innuendo (Dick)

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We had butt sex and then we went grocery shopping. That’s how it works now. At some point after squeezing the kids out and signing the mortgage, household chores became acceptable after play.

Actually, it works at the other end of the sexual equation too. My vacuuming of the house is now considered “first base”, its effectiveness being on par with that of Jose Cuervo. But I digress.

So there we are at the store, walking isle by isle, Jane still with that wonderful glow in her ass that everyone More >

Jane By Fire Light

Day Off, Clothes Off, Game On (Dick)

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When you ditch work for the sole purpose of getting laid it can make for awkward next-day conversation at the water cooler. “So, what did you do yesterday?”, they always ask. “I shot a hot load of cum deep into my wife’s ass”, I’d like to say before taking another sip of water and watching their eyes react.

Actually, that would only tell part of the story… and it’s not really fair to cut out the true context of Jane’s and my day off together. We’re a couple More >

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Evidence Of A Good Night (Dick)

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Sometimes it doesn’t hit me until the next day… how nice it is to have a partner willing to focus so intently on my pleasure.

Since August has been declared Anal Sex Month (by whom we do not know) I figured it was good timing to step out with a reminder for you guys that everyone has a butt. Expecting her to receive when you are also capable but unwilling hardly seems fair.

Of course, penetrating your ass does not provide her with any direct physical pleasure… there’s a lot of “giving” More >

The Orion

The Orion (Boris & Doris Custom Toy Store)

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The Orion

The Orion is a hand crafted, double ended, Stainless Steel tool designed for solo use as a G-Spot toy. Its versatility, however, is immediately apparent in its dual-sided shape which lends itself well to other uses by both women and men.

What We Really Liked

• Stainless Steel Material • Multipurpose Features • No Batteries, Lasts Forever

Physical Description Crafted of solid Stainless Steel, the total length of The Orion is 9.5″ and it weighs 12 ounces. A 45° degree curvature at one More >
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Weekend Away in the City – Part 3

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We live life in the fast lane… but we’re doing it driving a minivan. Our suburban lives are crazy hectic with homework, school projects, little league, soccer, gymnastics, track meets… (I’ll stop there, I’m getting tired thinking about it). Oh, and we work multiple jobs.Sex is a recreation which gets pushed to the margins and becomes more about the release than the journey. The lives we live are more about our kids than they are about ourselves, so goes parenthood.

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B-Bomb

Tantus B-Bomb: Vibrating Anal Plug

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The Tantus B-Bomb is a medium sized anal plug good for use by anyone from novice to expert in anal play. Made of soft silicone, it is semi-rigid and forgiving to your body but still firm enough to make insertion very easy. Its shape is both considerate to your anus and filling for your rectum.

What I Really Liked

• Made of body safe soft silicone • Comfortable insertion, filling shape • Easy to clean

Physical Description

The B-Bomb is made of soft silicone with tapered tip, insertable length is More >

Lelo Billy

Lelo Billy – Vibrating Prostate Massager

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Lelo Billy

The Lelo Billy is a vibrating prostate stimulator which has more than satisfied my envy of Jane’s Lelo toys for ladies. It’s gentle when you want it, strong when you need it, versatile, long lasting, rechargeable… I am nothing but impressed.

What I Really Liked

• Rumbles (not buzzes) with good power • Rechargeable and goes for hours • Silicone texture/properties are ideal • Quiet even when turned up • Versatile use as general massager • Girth and angle are great for P-Spot

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