Penis ColadaJane is a swallower, I love that about her. She sucks Dick like a porn star and doesn’t spill a drop when I gush, she just looks at me with those lusty blue eyes and gives me a prideful grin… even though her mouth is still full of cock.

There’s never been any complaint about the taste of my nut batter but I know Jane does what she does for love of me… not because I dispense hot latte or chocolate sauce. So with the intent of self-improvement I recently conducted a minor experiment to see if I could change the flavor of my man juice.

There are over-priced products online touting themselves as flavor enhancers, I tried one of them a couple years ago and the only thing it changed was the balance in my checking account. I’ve read prescriptions for consumption of vast quantities of tropical fruits, like mango and papaya, that just seem impractical at 39º latitude for someone on a budget.

Simplicity was key to my test… no major diet (or lifestyle) changes, no dangerously high blood glucose levels, and easy enough to make it practical for an easily distracted guy like me. My choice was to add pineapple juice to my diet, one or two 8 ounce glasses a day, and eliminate coffee (not tough for me). I did not avoid red meat, though I’m not a big red meat eater anyway, but I did steer clear of Asparagus.

Two weeks later Jane helped me out with a little taste test. I should mention here that Jane’s blow jobs are a mind-blowing orchestration of hand and mouth… and to better facilitate the “hand” aspect she slicked me up with some coconut oil first. As her lips slid up and down the length of my shaft her nose and mouth were treated to the pleasant aroma of coconut. It suddenly occurred to me that, given the coconut and many quarts of pineapple juice consumed, I was poised to serve Jane a tasty Peñis Colada!

Unfortunately, it didn’t work out quite that whimsically. But all was not lost… Jane did note a discernible difference in the taste of my baby gravy. In her words, “mild, slightly sweet”.

The results of my self-inflicted experiment show that I really can alter my own taste with modest dietary changes, no outrageous fruit consumption and no over-priced snake oil. Cheers!