Fantasy Box

Under the Desk (Dick)


Hide under my desk and blow me while I surf and search porn for sexy new ideas to keep us busy later. Visual guide available here.

PENIS Insomnia

Nocturnal Afflictions of Men (Dick)


There is a common malady which disproportionately effects men, mostly men with penises, who may otherwise appear perfectly normal. No practical cure is available which leaves men to struggle with the symptoms and seek remedy at home, often without any help or assistance.

This condition is known medically as Perpetually Erect Nightime Interruption Syndrome (or PENIS) and is characterized by a seemingly endless hardon which wakes him up, throbs incessantly, and won’t let him get any sleep. One More >

Fantasy Box

The Stranger (Dick)


Blindfold me and be a stranger. Wear something unfamiliar, change your perfume and deodorant, and brush your teeth with a new toothpaste. Wear a wig so your hair feels different on my skin, don’t speak much but alter your voice when you do, and touch me in unfamiliar ways with gloved hands.

The Naked Hug

The Naked Hug (Dick)


We practice an astonishingly simple strategy to maintain an intimate connection amid the challenges and distractions of the lives we lead together and apart. Naked hugs.

Simple, intuitive, obvious even, but far too many of us overlook the most basic solutions to our greatest needs. To love, to feel love, and to feel the support of an intimately connected partner is a foundation upon which a rich and rewarding life can be built.

Skin (our largest organ) gives us an invaluable communications More >

Mystic Wand

Mystic Wand Massager (Vibratex)


The Mystic Wand Massager is a good cordless wand with rumbly vibration and a comfortable size/weight. Silicone where it matters, decent battery life, and variable intensity with multiple vibration patterns. Easy to use solo or during sex.

What We Really Liked

• Wireless with good battery life • Lightweight and of comfortable size • Powerful but not overpowering • Simple to use

Physical Description

Silicone covered head of 1¾” diameter with black plastic body. Powered by 4 AA batteries in water More >

A Marriage Like Ours

A Marriage Like Ours (Jane)


I’m generally a pretty private person when it comes to personal struggles, maybe I don’t like to reveal my flaws. I know everyone faces challenges at some point in their lives and sometimes it makes them a better person, I believe this is the case for me. My struggle has caused me to re-evaluate myself and put forth the effort to make necessary changes in myself to be a better person.

We recently got a message from a follower of our HotPics blog which inspired me to share my story. The message More >

Consumer Friendly Innuendo

Consumer Friendly Innuendo (Dick)


We had butt sex and then we went grocery shopping. That’s how it works now. At some point after squeezing the kids out and signing the mortgage, household chores became acceptable after play.

Actually, it works at the other end of the sexual equation too. My vacuuming of the house is now considered “first base”, its effectiveness being on par with that of Jose Cuervo. But I digress.

So there we are at the store, walking isle by isle, Jane still with that wonderful glow in her ass that everyone More >


Too Worn Out To Prioritize Sex, What To Do?


I need some advice. My husband and I have been married for over 20 years, we are in our 40s, and we have been completely faithful to each other. From my perspective, our sex life has always been very satisfying. I have never had any complaints. Of course, over the years we have experienced the ups and downs every long-term relationship experiences. We have kids who are now teenagers, which makes things in the bedroom a little more tricky. Teenagers also add a new level of stress to our lives. More >

Afterglow Massage Candle

Afterglow Massage Candle (Jimmyjane)


The Afterglow Massage Candle by Jimmyjane is a scented, oil candle which produces a pourable, warm oil for massage. Its fragrant and romantic nature make it ideal for intimate exchanges of sensual massage.

What We Really Liked

• Ideal oil for massage • Self warming to perfect temperature • Wonderful fragrance

Physical Description

100% emollient made with natural ingredients to include; jojoba, shea butter, vitamin E, and Aloe. Porcelain container is a 2.6″ cube, has a pour spout, holds 4.5 fl More >

Sexy Exercise Ball

How Fantasy Is Born (Dick)


From gallery“Anna S Fitness Ball”found on Hegre-Art

Have you ever been doing something completely innocuous, like shaping up with a Fitness Ball, or watching someone else shape up with a Fitness Ball, and had a sudden fantasy pop into your head? Yeah, me too. Except I was scrolling through porn blogs at the time.

POW! Out of nowhere, I now have need to invest in a Fitness Ball (and then figure out where the hell to store it). Never mind the blood rushing to Jane’s head… More >

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