This is part of a Dick-n-Jane series for National Masturbation Month.


One Great KissHer lips were extraordinarily soft and inviting this morning. I gave Jane a long, protracted kiss on my way out the door to work, she kissed back the way she does when her libido is on the rise. I leaned into it, rapt by a sensual touch that I hadn’t realized I missed so much.

I’ve had two things working against my desire to get lucky lately; our oath for Masturbation Month, and Jane’s irregular hormonal cycle. Some women bleed like clockwork, Jane’s system runs more like a train schedule… where timing is only a rough suggestion. Sometimes, the result is maddeningly extended PMS which has many effects on Jane, noteably a completely vanished libido. Lack of desire for sex extends beyond the bedroom; it bridles affection, intimacy, and ultimately leaves us feeling a bit disconnected. And then, like a warm spring breeze, it arrives again from nowhere full of new life.

The ends are near; Masturbation Month is coming to a close, and Jane’s libido hiatus is about over. There is a perfect storm brewing and it’s causing a stiffening in my shorts. Saturday morning is the sexy sweet spot of our entire week and I’ll be damned if I’m going to miss this one. June is coming early to our house!

That kiss made my day.