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Weekend Away in the City – Part 4

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It’s on the “Top 5 Favorite Things in the Whole Fucking World” list for all men who have ever woken up from sleeping… it’s The Slow, Morning Blowjob.

Of all the ways there are to start a day (and there are a few), having the sap sucked out of his morning wood is about the best any guy could hope for. Sunday morning, that guy was me.

There was no dog pacing to go outside, no cats climbing on us expecting to be fed, no kids wondering where breakfast was, and no More >

Jane Ass Black Skirt

Weekend Away in the City – Part 3

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We live life in the fast lane… but we’re doing it driving a minivan. Our suburban lives are crazy hectic with homework, school projects, little league, soccer, gymnastics, track meets… (I’ll stop there, I’m getting tired thinking about it). Oh, and we work multiple jobs.Sex is a recreation which gets pushed to the margins and becomes more about the release than the journey. The lives we live are more about our kids than they are about ourselves, so goes parenthood.

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Dick and Jane at the Window

Weekend Away in the City – Part 2

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It takes batteries but it doesn’t vibrate, it doesn’t penetrate anything and I can’t stick my dick in it, but I have an unlikely new toy that is climbing the ranks on my short list of favorite sex toys. My camera.

Jane and I escaped family life for a sexy weekend away, we weren’t far from home mileage-wise but we got there on our bikes, so the 15 miles was enough to create a sense of isolation from home. We relied on our feet to take us out to eat and to shop, the slower More >

Jane On Bike

Weekend Away in the City – Part 1

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I’d follow her anywhere… tucked away in that unassuming backpack was a crotch-less fishnet body stocking, leather strap-on, and black vinyl boots.

My birthday present was a weekend away in my birthday suit and it all started with a bike ride into the city. I hadn’t seen the contents of the backpack, but I knew of its promise. I rode the first 3 miles with a hard-on straining against the confines of my black spandex bike shorts.

Jane and I used to ride together a lot. For a while we worked at More >

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In The Name Of SCIENCE! (Dick)

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We just got a question posed to us on our ‘Ask Us‘ forum that is an EXCELLENT question! Someone was paying attention, noticed something interesting, and now wants to know what’s going on!

It was a question from someone self identified only as “Swallower”… “Can swallowing semen affect a girl’s waste output? I had been noticing some pretty potent pee lately, but couldn’t make a connection between any new foods or environmental concerns. Then I noticed a correlation between swallowing and the More >

Her On Top

Hot or Not Poll #4: Her On Top

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We are pleased to present the next episode in our [new and improved!] “Hot or Not Poll” series! We find these animated GIF’s while trolling Tumblr for the best couples erotica, if you want a little more back-story you should check out the first poll: Hot or Not Poll #1: Penis and Vagina.

Jane and I have been sharing GIF’s like this by Instant Message (and judging them as Hot or Not) while she works at night… hey, it kills time. Lucky for us, her night job is about to end and that implies and More >

Coffee Cozy

Hot Coffee (Dick)

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How hot is your coffee?

The last time Jane had a birthday I poked around online for a gift that was personal, functional, and would plant sexy thoughts in her head nearly every day. That’s a tall order. Luckily, I found something that fit the bill and also fit a Venti Latte.

Jane’s “Coffee Corset” is practical and spares cardboard waste… but she uses it in her most comfortable and personal moments and it is a sexy conversation piece too!

I found it on Etsy.com and it is handmade by Jenn Gee. More >

Head Nurse

Jane Tries a New Position (Dick)

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Jane recently accepted a promotion in the medical office where she works as a nurse. It was an on-the-spot offer based on observed performance, was well deserved… and has me playing out long held nurse fantasies in my head.

She will be able to give up her other job that takes her away from home overnight twice a week and Sundays. That means a better sleep schedule, less fatigue, and more nights naked in bed with me.

When I ask her to bring home one of those sexy nurse hats from work she just More >

Naked Gift

The Best Things in Life Are Naked (Dick)

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I just celebrated another birthday, it was a fun weekend with the kids and I got some nice gifts… but tucked into a birthday card from Jane was a note for my eyes only. She has planned a weekend getaway for the two of us, no kids, no distractions, just us.

Before you assume it will be a weekend yawner of handheld walks, meaningful talks, and romantic embraces… you should take notice that it was MY birthday! Sure, there will be those warm and fuzzy things but the rest of Jane’s note said she’d More >

100 Tips To Keep The Spark

100 Tips For Keeping the Spark (Jane)

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A dear friend of mine got married last weekend. As I was signing the card I was reminded of a list Dick found a while back on the blog Demanding Joy titled 100 Tips for Keeping the Spark in a Marriage. He had sent it to me and I replied with “we should print that and put it up somewhere” to which he replied “funny you should say that, I already did”.

We stuck it to our refrigerator and regularly receive comments about it from visitors. In fact, people have even asked for a copy. So I sent it to More >

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