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Storage Solution: Sex Toy Chest Doubles As Furniture

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We have a few sex toys, we have a few kids, and we had a small storage problem. We needed a place to keep our stuff, to separate products by material, and to spare nosy children from undue heebie jeebies.

Our solution was a slightly modified aquarium stand which now acts as bedroom furniture with securable compartments. It’s not the type of security that could thwart a determined thief, but it’s good enough for our purpose. Here’s what I did (click images to enlarge or you can also view these More >

Dicks Butt Toys

Evidence Of A Good Night (Dick)

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Sometimes it doesn’t hit me until the next day… how nice it is to have a partner willing to focus so intently on my pleasure.

Since August has been declared Anal Sex Month (by whom we do not know) I figured it was good timing to step out with a reminder for you guys that everyone has a butt. Expecting her to receive when you are also capable but unwilling hardly seems fair.

Of course, penetrating your ass does not provide her with any direct physical pleasure… there’s a lot of “giving” More >

Nature Walk

The Naked Mile (Dick)

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We make an annual trek to our family’s vacation home which sits on a 40 acre lot of oak forest. It’s a 4000 ft² house with a huge covered deck overlooking rolling hills of wilderness as far as you can see. We love it there!

Our time in the country is packed to the gills with fun, the kind of non-stop activity you’d expect from Summer Camp, and every year we try to include something new.

This year it was The Naked Mile, an au natural walk twice up and down the quarter More >

Tanning

One Hot Experience (Dick)

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She was the cutest young thing I’d seen in weeks. As I approached, our eyes met, she smiled, and asked my name. She knew exactly what I wanted and within minutes I was butt naked.

I closed my eyes and tried to relax but I felt exposed and vulnerable. Warmth touched my skin followed by a blow that started slow and gentle but quickly built in intensity. It was hot… it was really hot!

Ten minutes later I was done. I put my clothes back on, said “thank you”, and left her to clean up with a towel.

I More >

Reader Mail

Reader Mail (Dick)

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I received an emailed reader question today from Dewey, a guy who probably didn’t drill down very far into our content. Either that, or we have unintentionally created an image of ourselves through this site that is; crude, obscene, and desperate to please.

Dewey says, “I Love the way your hot wet pussy look`s i have a 9 inc dick and i would love to suck and fuck you with it if you will let me. Can you send me some hot wet pics to my e mail it is [omitted] thanks dewey

Dewey’s offer to suck me More >

Surprised Faces

Revealing The Hardware (Dick)

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In 1993 when Lorena Bobbit caused men everywhere to cross their legs and wince, I had a brief (and awkwardly unusual) conversation with my mother about the news. I jokingly told her what would bother me most about having a “lost and found” penis like John Bobbit’s is not knowing where my penis had been. Or who had seen it.

Nearly 20 years later I find that my own penis is making the rounds… and I really have no idea who has seen it.

Thankfully, it is still attached to me (*whew*) but its More >

Mountain Retreat

Mid-Week Escape to the Mountains – Part 2

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It was nearly dark when we arrived in a fog of light rain. The intimate resort was set snugly among Pine trees high on a hill overlooking Rocky Mountain National Park. It’s an area resplendent with wildlife… but that wasn’t the kind of wild life we were after.

We both bailed on work for a couple days, left the kids with Grandma, and retreated into romantic solitude where our time was our own. We do this sometimes, maybe once a year, and it is a refreshing way to reconnect. This time we had you More >

Dick-n-Jane On Deck

Mid-Week Escape to the Mountains – Part 1

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I posted the following status update on Facebook two days ago:

Naked hot tubbing and naked sunbathing while looking over a valley of snow dusted pines beats work.

And I meant every word of it! Jane and I had a great mid-week getaway into the hills and discovered a really nice place to relax and unwind. It was quiet, there was little to distract us from each other, and we had no good reason to wear any clothes. It was everything our home life is not.

Our camera made More >

Celtic Cock Ring

A Very Personal Protest (Dick)

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The last time we flew to Mexico I had a good sized stainless steel cock ring in my carry on bag and I wondered what might happen when I went through airport security and customs during our International flight. Nothing, that’s what happened. It probably lit up like neon on the x-ray screen… it didn’t look dangerous (apparently) but it wasn’t of interest either. That or the screeners just didn’t want to go there.

I just got a new hunk of man steel that’s even heftier More >

Time Out

A Brief Timeout (Dick)

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Warning; This blog post is completely off topic.

We got a question today through our Contact Us form from a woman we don’t know named Susan…

Just wondering if everything is going okay?  It’s been awhile since you’ve updated.. and I miss it.

You’re right Susan, we have not posted in awhile and the short answer to your question is “no”… everything is not ok.

We’re not having relationship problems if that’s what you are thinking, the long answer is that my single father is aging in a very More >

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